Standing in the lobby of Trump Tower, Trump was ecstatic. “This is hyyyuuuuge! Gather around everyone and say hello to Trump Two! I cloned me! What a terrific idea! I’m very smart! But enough about me. I’ll step aside while my running mate, me, tells you how terrific I am!”
“Hello, losers! I’m Donald Trump and I’m your next vice president. Get used to me and Donald making America so great you’ll want to puke! We’ll surround ourselves with the best minds! Wait, I have a better idea! More Donalds! Imagine a whole Cabinet full of Secretary me’s! Top military brass? General Me, Admiral Me, the Joint Me’s of Me! White House kitchen staff? Twelve me’s and one Mexican rapist dishwasher! Terrific!”
Sounding pleased with his creation, the original Trump was not to be outdone. “That was my idea all along! Let me introduce you to Trump Three, the third in a long line of me!”
“Good morning, I have a hyyyuuuuge announcement! Trump Two and I have reached a deal. We will be your co-presidents, so suck it Trump One! You’re fired!”
With that, Trumps Two through Six beat the crap out of Trump One, a development the original seemed to take in stride.