Trump’s Trumps Trump Trump

Donald Trump called a press conference today to announce his vice presidential running mate, a pick that came as no surprise to reporters.Left19830600925_e1c93a2946_z

Standing in the lobby of Trump Tower, Trump was ecstatic. “This is hyyyuuuuge! Gather around everyone and say hello to Trump Two! I cloned me! What a terrific idea! I’m very smart!  But enough about me. I’ll step aside while my running mate, me, tells you how terrific I am!”

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“Hello, losers! I’m Donald Trump and I’m your next vice president. Get used to me and Donald making America so great you’ll want to puke! We’ll surround ourselves with the best minds! Wait, I have a better idea! More Donalds! Imagine a whole Cabinet full of Secretary me’s! Top military brass? General Me, Admiral Me, the Joint Me’s of Me! White House kitchen staff? Twelve me’s and one Mexican rapist dishwasher! Terrific!”

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Sounding pleased with his creation, the original Trump was not to be outdone. “That was my idea all along! Let me introduce you to Trump Three, the third in a long line of me!”

“Good morning, I have a hyyyuuuuge announcement! Trump Two and I have reached a deal. We will be your co-presidents, so suck it Trump One! You’re fired!”

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“Not so fast Two and Three! I anticipated this so I brought some muscle with me. Trumps Four, Five and Six, get over there and toss those losers out of our press conference!”19830600925_e1c93a2946_z

With that, Trumps Two through Six beat the crap out of Trump One, a development the original seemed to take in stride.

“I love these guys! They’re so me! Now who waDownnts to lease me a kidney?”