The State of South Carolina got a big boost today when the North Carolina Tourism Council announced that, from now on, it will promote South Carolina tourism. Gerald Holt, a spokesman for the NCTC, said the Council took the unusual step out of frustration with Governor Pat McCrory’s stance on transgender bathroom use.
“Tourism in North Carolina has become too tough a sell. I mean, who wants to visit a state that posts a cop with a Dickometer at every public restroom. I know I don’t want some stranger checking my junk every time I have to tinkle.”
When Governor McCrory was informed of the Council’s move, he released a statement threatening the NCTC.
“If the NCTC chooses to promote South Carolina tourism I will be left with no choice but to redirect their funding to the State’s Dickometer initiative, which aims to provide a Dickometer to each of the 75,000 police officers we will post at North Carolina’s public restrooms. We will protect the children of this state even if it means a lot of cops standing around with their Dickometers in their hands.”
Immediately upon learning of the move by the North Carolina Tourism Council, the South Carolina Tourism Council launched a new ad campaign:
“South Carolina! Compared to North Carolina, We’re Pennsylvania!”