Never Trump Movement Picks Candidate

The Never Trump movement has nominated a third party candidate whom they hope will keep Donald Trump from winning the presidency. The candidate they chose?  Donald Trump. Reaction to the unorthodox pick has been mixed.

Ben Carson: This may split my vote.25475774080_3e692ae945_z

Hillary Clinton: I still say he’s half the man I am.

Mitt Romney: It’s what I’ve been saying all along, if I were president, Donald Trump would be the least of America’s worries.

Sarah Palin: How do you spell tiepoe?

Bernie Sanders: DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE IN EVERY POLL BERNIE SANDERS IS LOUDER THAN ALL DONALD TRUMPS PUT TOGETHER!!!

Rick Perry: Department of Energy!

Chris Christie: Doubles my chances of getting a V.P. slot. You done with that burrito?

CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC: YESSSSSSS!

President Obama: 6 months, 18 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes, and 28, 27, 26…

PBS: NOOOOOOO!

Paul Ryan: Don’t count Donald Trump out. On the other hand, count Donald Trump out.

Donald Trump: They must think I’m an idiot. I accept!