Donald Trump Bans thefloydspin

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Actual Photo of a Donald Trump Press Conference

Responding to what he wrongly perceives as negative press coverage, Donald Trump has banned thefloydspin from attending all Trump campaign and business related events. Thefloydspin joins Politico in the ranks of highly respected news organizations that have recently paid the price for criticizing Trump. Speaking to reporters he likes, Trump tried to alter the perception that his decision constitutes another in a series of attacks against freedom of the press.

“The writers at thefloydspin are not Politico. They’re not legitimate journalists. They don’t care about the facts. They don’t care about the truth. Why haven’t the losers running my campaign hired these guys?”

The Editor in Chief at thefloydspin’s Los Angeles headquarters, Floyd, issued an elegantly penned, correctly spelled statement skewering Trump’s treatment of the press.

“Whoo hoo! This will probably double our readership from almost six to well over eleven views a day! Thanks Donald, for doing for thefloydspin what questionable integrity, sloppy journalism and eighth grade writing skills couldn’t. Also, it goes without saying thefloydspin is honored to be mentioned in the same breath as Politico, a legit news organization whom we constantly plagiarize, but only as a sign of respect and because we’re lazy . By the way, Trump has also banned Univision, The Des Moines Register, Buzzfeed, The Gridley Herald and The Huffington Post. But we don’t plagiarize any of them, so no biggie.”

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