It doesn’t take a genius to see Donald Trump is a genius. Just ask Rudy Giuliani. Appearing on CNN yesterday, Giuliani told Jake Tapper that if Donald Trump doesn’t pay his fair share of taxes, it’s because he’s smarter than the rest of us mere mortals.
“Donald Trump makes Albert Einstein look like a blithering idiot. Sure, Einstein fundamentally changed our understanding of the universe, but Donald Trump fundamentally changed our understanding of Miss Universe – spoiler alert: she’s fat! Besides, Albert Einstein paid his taxes. What a moron! Donald Trump should get the Nobel prize for not paying taxes. Donald Trump is the smartest person ever to win a Nobel prize!”
When Tapper pointed out that Trump hasn’t won a Nobel prize, Giuliani bristled.
“How dare you question the genius of President Trump! Not only does he deserve a Nobel prize for not paying taxes, he should get a Pulitzer prize, a Medal of Honor, an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy and a Peabody! The Exalted Lord Trump should have a Not Paying Taxes Award named after him. They should call it the Trump Not Paying Taxes Award! He should win the Trumpy twice a year! Ha! Haha! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Except when he’s under audit.”