Pence: Trump Never Said That Stuff He Said

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Actual Photo of Mike Pence Truthing Through His Teeth

Mike Pence offered up a vigorous defense of Donald Trump at Tuesday’s Vice Presidential debate by making sure everyone knows Donald Trump didn’t say all that stuff he said. One exchange between Pence and Tim Kaine highlighted the terrific job Pence did.

Kaine: Last week, Donald Trump said-

Pence: Donald Trump never said that.

Kaine: He said-

Pence: Nope.

Kaine: In a 3 a.m. tweet, he said-

Pence: Donald Trump doesn’t tweet.

Kaine: But he did say-

Pence: Donald Trump doesn’t “say” things. He speaks from the heart, not the mouth.

Kaine: Wow.

Pence: He didn’t say that either.

Kaine: You’re right, I said that.

Pence: No you didn’t. And I have to say I’m sick and tired of your insult driven campaign. America deserves better.

Kaine: Wow!

Pence: Stop not saying that.

 

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