Walter Berry wants a do-over. The 56 year-old auto mechanic from Lansing, Michigan says when he cast his vote in November, he didn’t think it would make a difference. Now he and thousands of other swing state voters are faced with the dawning realization that they helped move Donald Trump into the White House.
“Truth be told, I voted for him out of spite. I figured, what’s the worst that could happen? I guess I should have taken a stab at answering that one before I voted. But like a lot of folks around here, I couldn’t see how a lame-brained blowhard with the attention span of a two-year-old could be worse than what we have now. Yeah, that’s definitely another we all should have thought about a little harder. Who am I kidding? Sometime in the next four years I’ll get the answers to my dumb questions. What scares me is the answers will probably be dumber than the questions. On the other hand, Trump does have a hot wife.”
Asked whom he would vote for if the election were held today, Berry had a surprisingly well reasoned answer.
“Trump. He’s got a hot wife.”