Shocking News! Trump Not Qualified to Be POTUS

Artist’s Rendition of the Trump White House

Sources in the White House are sounding the alarm about a developing situation that threatens the U.S. Presidency and the country at large. It turns out a critical part of the job description for the person who sits in the Oval Office has been overlooked. A senior administration official – who requested anonymity because he doesn’t want to be associated with the truth – spoke to thefloydspin.

“None of us thought about the fact that the President of the United States needs to be qualified to be the President of the United States. It may have come up during the campaign but we were dead certain we were going to lose, so no biggie. Well, now it’s a biggie. In fact, it’s biggier than a biggie. It’s a big biggie. It may even be a big biggie biggie big biggie. Do you have any Tylenol? I feel a headache coming on.”

The source confirmed that “President” Trump’s basic lack of experience, competence and intellectual gravitas is causing problems both large and small.

“The Muslim ban fiasco is just the tip of the iceberg, which reminds me, he tried to ban icebergs from entering the U.S. It was the day after he saw Titanic on TNT. I guess he’s a big Matt Damon fan. I know, Matt Damon isn’t in Titanic. The president gets Matt Damon mixed up with Kate Winslet. Luckily, Steve Bannon talked him out of that one. Yeah, Steve freakin’ Bannon had to talk the president out of doing something stupid. Better make that two Tylenol.”

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