Trump Challenges Pence to a Debate

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Actual Photo of Mike Pence Touching Jeff Sessions Appropriately

Donald Trump won’t take this lying down. The Republican standard bearer is upset with comparisons between Mike Pence’s debate performance Tuesday night and the disastrous showing Trump had against Hillary Clinton in their first debate. Trump told thefloydspin  he wants to settle the question of who is the better debater once and for all.

“Mike Pence, such a lightweight, no way he wins face to face with, and by the way who told him he could debate in the first, and I didn’t say, I didn’t, in writing say he, and that’s not, I mean okay he made a couple of good, which, you know, which but which but which but, so if Mike Pence really thinks he’s you know, he better, you know, which many many many many people are saying I won the Vice Presidential and I wasn’t even, so I Donald J. Trump formally challenge Mike Pence to a you know, which I will win and which maybe I take this off my taxes which but which, by the way, but.”

When thefloydspin asked Pence if he thought it wise of Trump to challenge him, Pence deployed the same tactic he used successfully against Tim Kaine Tuesday night.

“Donald Trump didn’t say that.”

 

 

Pence: Trump Never Said That Stuff He Said

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Actual Photo of Mike Pence Truthing Through His Teeth

Mike Pence offered up a vigorous defense of Donald Trump at Tuesday’s Vice Presidential debate by making sure everyone knows Donald Trump didn’t say all that stuff he said. One exchange between Pence and Tim Kaine highlighted the terrific job Pence did.

Kaine: Last week, Donald Trump said-

Pence: Donald Trump never said that.

Kaine: He said-

Pence: Nope.

Kaine: In a 3 a.m. tweet, he said-

Pence: Donald Trump doesn’t tweet.

Kaine: But he did say-

Pence: Donald Trump doesn’t “say” things. He speaks from the heart, not the mouth.

Kaine: Wow.

Pence: He didn’t say that either.

Kaine: You’re right, I said that.

Pence: No you didn’t. And I have to say I’m sick and tired of your insult driven campaign. America deserves better.

Kaine: Wow!

Pence: Stop not saying that.